I just dropped Kory off at work and I had hiccups the whole way there, the whole way back, and I still have them right now. The hiccups I get are not just tiny little hiccups, they're huge violent hiccups that shake my whole body and make me swerve while I'm driving. It's terrible. And when I get hiccups, I don't just get them once. I have to get them at least FIVE times a day. It's just not possible to have them once or twice. Seriously, I couldn't even tell you how many times I've had hiccups today. It's ridiculous.
Also on my way home I noticed all the garbage around my apartment complex, which is totally ridiculous. You see, there are only two sets of dumpsters for the whole complex, and it's a big complex. So you have to either walk your garbage down or drive it down to the dumpster. People here seem to have this problem where there is no way that they would ever stick a bag of garbage in their car for five seconds to drive it to the dumpster. "Eww, gross!" And forget about walking it down, that's even worse! So instead, they take their bag of garbage and put it either on the hood or trunk of their car, and drive it down like that (looking dumb while doing so.) A lot of times the bag of garbage will fall off their car while they're driving it down (imagine that, if you leave something on top of your car, it might fall off) and they don't bother to stop and pick it up! So often there are bags of garbage lying right in the middle of the road. Of course people are terrible drivers and they run over the bags, the garbage gets all over the road and eventally litters the surrounding woods and along the side of the highway. So gross! Just put your garbage in your trunk for five seconds! What do these people possibly have in their garbage that is so smelly and gross? These people also put the garbage on their cars hours before they even take it out. So you stroll into the parking lot and see cars with bags of garbage all over them.
One day I saw one of the maintenance guys sweeping up a bunch of garbage from one of these run over bags, and I felt so terrible. These ridiculous people couldn't just put their garbage in their trunk and drive it down, and then they couldn't even stop and pick the bag back up when it fell off their car, so this old man had to pick up after them before it blew out all over the highway. It was really sad.