I woke up this morning and I smelled Kory cooking something. Being half asleep I thought, "Mmm, Kory's baking cookies. They sure smell salty though." And then I fell back asleep. Kory came in later saying, "Amy, wake up!" "Whyyyyy?" And then I saw him holding a big plate of yummy potatoes. He made me breakfast, but it sure wasn't cookies! I told him I thought he was baking cookies, and he assured me that he hadn't.
While I was taking a shower I kept thinking to myself, "I bet when I go back into my room that there will be a plate of cookies sitting on my bed." Well, when I got back in my room there were definitely not any cookies waiting to surprise me. I told Kory about this on the way to church and he thought it was hilarious.
I have no idea why I thought I smelled cookies. And I really don't know why I would say something smells salty. I can't believe my senses would fail me. And I seriously have some very active and accurate olfactory receptors! I swear I can smell every time that Kory farts. He could have farted upstairs and I would be able to smell it downstairs. It's hilarious, because I'm always asking if he farted and he always has some ridiculous answer like, "Yeah, but it was outside of the car!" Or "Yeah, but it was five minutes ago and I really didn't mean to. I can't help it!" Honestly, I ask him this at least once a day, not because I care if he farts, but because I think his answers are hilarious. And, no, Kory does not just have overly obnoxious smelling farts!
After grocery shopping today, I pulled into the apartment parking lot and as usual I was blabbing away about something to Kory. I looked up at my screen door and saw that it was open a little bit and I was thinking "Why is my door open?" but my mouth was still talking to Kory about something. I put the car in park, looked over at Kory and he was practically out of the car already. I then realized that there was a PACKAGE in the door for ME, and that is why Kory bolted out of the car while I was still talking to him! I ran out of the car, not even caring about the groceries and wrestled Kory to the ground for my present (not really, someone had to unlock the door, and we know Kory never has his keys to do that.) So anyway, the package was for me, and it was a bag from