The other day Kory had to go to a panel discussion for a print show at the University of Akron. I had never been there before, so I had no clue where I was going. We followed the directions google maps gave us, and I told Kory on the way there, "I know we are not going to get to that school using those directions. We will miss every single street on there and just happen to find our way there somehow." And that's exactly what happened. I was so worried about getting to the school on time that I didn't even bother to think about where to go once we actually got there. I pulled into the first parking lot I saw and luckily there was a car pulling out of a spot, so I parked there even though I wasn't supposed to since you need a pass. Oh, I should mention that this is at night when it is dark, freezing, and incredibly windy. So we get out of the car and Kory starts asking people where the "art building" is. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE knew. We must have asked ten people where the art building was and we got either "I don't know," "Go to the student union and they can help you," or "It's definitely not over that way," referring to the direction where we were parked. After walking for about five minutes, trying to find this student union even though we didn't know where it was either, we finally found a campus map. And guess what? Obviously the art building is not called "The Art Building", so the map was useless. The next person we asked told us we wanted to go to E.J. Thomas Hall, so we got all excited and started heading towards where he pointed us. I knew E.J. Thomas hall sounded familiar, and I didn't think it was where we wanted to be. (You know, I heard it mentioned on the radio or something and why would something about fine arts be mentioned on the radio?) And I was right. We finally got there and it was for performing arts, not fine arts. By this point the panel discussion had already been going on for about 20 minutes, but Kory insisted that we still find this art building. Out of the blue, Kory suddenly remembers he has the postcard for the print exhibition (and at this point I want to hit him for not remembering this 30 minutes ago) and we find out the name of the building is "Folk Hall". So we start asking people where Folk Hall is and of course nobody knows. We finally found a girl who had a map with her, and we set off in the direction she told us to go. We walked around for a while and still couldn't find it, but we did find the student union and we got a map there. After about 10 minutes we finally found Folk Hall, way across a busy 4-lane street, not near any other campus buildings.
So, the total time it took us to find Folk Hall was 40+ MINUTES. We walked around that stupid campus for over 40 minutes in the freezing wind to go listen to people talk about printmaking for 15 minutes. I actually enjoyed listening to them and looking at the gallery, I just wish we would have been there on time. Enough about our actual purpose for being there.
When we left, we realized we didn't know exactly where the car was, seeing as how we had walked around in circles a million times trying to find Folk Hall. All we knew was that it was by some "polymer building" and some "law building" (luckily Kory had asked someone early on what the buildings we were near were). So we looked on the map, and guess where the polymer building was? That's right, all the way across the campus. Literally, Folk Hall is on one corner of the campus and the polymer building is the farthest building away from it. So we started walking, thinking we were headed in the right direction. But we weren't. Turns out that there are about three polymer buildings on campus. After walking around for about 15 minutes, I decided to let Kory's memory take over instead of trying to figure out which polymer building to start walking towards. Kory's sense of direction never fails, and I can't tell you how happy I was to finally step onto that gravel parking lot and see my ugly blue car sitting there. And without a ticket!
After we sat there and warmed up a bit, I started to drive back the exact way we came in, and we could not believe what we saw. FOLK HALL WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM WHERE WE WERE PARKED! I couldn't believe it! We almost died laughing! We had walked around the bitter cold of the night for more than an hour trying to find the stupid building and then my stupid car, and we were parked across from it the whole time! Completely ridiculous! I felt like I was in a movie or something. And remember the people who told us the art building wasn't in "that direction"? Well guess what, that's exactly the direction it was in!
A few things:
- When you go to a huge campus that you've never been to, get a map beforehand and make sure you know what building you're looking for! I can't believe I was so unprepared.
- Wear scarves when it's cold!
- The University of Akron is a huge campus and we only found ONE campus map posted outside. That's ridiculous.
- Here is the campus map. Folk Hall is the red building on the bottom left. I hope I never have to walk around that campus again.
- We told the lady running the gallery that none of the students knew where the "art building" was and her response was, "That's sad! Very, very sad!" And now they're going to put up a big rotating neon sculpture in front of it for us so we can find it next time.
- I would tell you to go see the print show since it's really good, but I wouldn't want to be blamed if you got lost too.