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Jun 2009

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Apartment woes

My new place is really close to some train tracks. Close as in I can read the train cars if I look out my window. The trains don't bother me. I also live above a bar, a very popular bar that is frequented by the grossest people in the county, I think. The bar bothers me. Its patrons like to gather out in the back all night long and talk and fight and litter and a bunch of other annoying things that you can imagine. My first day here I was hoping that the trains going by would make them go inside and talk. Well, it doesn't work that way. They just talk louder instead. Now I hope for rain and cold weather. Or for someone brave enough to come throw things out of my window.

I'm tired. I wish I could get to sleep. At least I don't have to be at work in the morning, right?

Just start having mouse deficate back there on the cement.

...and you could also clean the litter box on Thursday nights. On your fire escape.

I need someone else to clean the litter box on the fire escape! I'm a wuss.

Sounds like a nightmare! I can only imagine the type of people that are hanging out there!! You should secretly put something stinky back there so its too smelly to hang out back there.


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