So rotten eggs aren't vegan, and you are too chicken to shit back there. Make a stink bomb. Take some ammonia and match stick heads, put em in a jar you can seal tight, let it sit for a few days.
I'm trying to think of a good (delayed) release mechanism. As with any other criminal act, avoid leaving finger prints. I wish we could hang out, cause I'm pretty good at this stuff.
1 . Anonymous @ June 29, 2009 10:59 PM
At least start throwing your organic waste out the window for animals to come and enjoy at night while the crowds are there. Maybe pour some honey all over the sidewalk on Wednesday nights to attract bugs for Thursday and make their shoes sticky. Hanging a spot light out your window might work too; you could always say your landlord put it up? Super glue the back door of the bar shut. Play some loud crappy music. ...maybe that is what that "studio" above that place is attempting with its hideous noises???
...or just move!
2 . christine @ July 2, 2009 12:26 AM
Leave a bucket of used cat litter on your porch! I like the sticky stuff idea too. You can just use pancake syrup though! LOL. Sorry you have another crap apartment!